michaxl:

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

(via ruinedchildhood)

frantzfandom:

notsuperstitious:

You’re clearly not old enough to have children if you’re thinking of naming them after anime characters or some shit

when sasuke inuyasha grows up he’s gonna kick your ass for talking shit

(via fruitpacks)

iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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(via thatweirdosigne)

heatmor:

literally what the fuck is pitbull even talking about

(via lubricates)

miss-nerdgasmz:

kessijascene:

harkthejontheangelsings:

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I FUCKING CRY EVERY TIME I HEAR THIS SHIT HELP ME IM DYING

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I SAY IT IN MY HEAD TOO BUT YOU’VE STILL REDUCED ME TO TEARS GOD BLESS

(via lauusymiki)

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(via g-iggle)

vinebox:

We all have that one awkward couple at school

(via funthot)

cornfuse:

you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries

(via g-iggle)

asian:

stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back

(via asian)

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(via g-iggle)

blue-author:

deducecanoe:

valkyriesvagina:

Oh god what have I done!?

MISTAKE! MISTAKE!

Meanwhile the octopus (is that an octopus? is like LETS GO FOR A RIDE, HAIRY HUMAN! FREE FROM THIS TINY POOL OF WATER! I WISH TO SEE THE WOOOOORLD

HI HO, SILVER, AWAY!

(via punkrokkmeansfreed0m)